Dickhead
(Rudebox)
 This is "T" to the mother ****ing "Ofty"
 What's you're problem ****head
 Don't kick my dog ****head
 Don't beep at me ****head
 Why d'you mug me off in my car ****head
 Why you disrespecting my bra ****head
 There's a ****head in you're mouth
 A ****head on parade
 Do not have kids
 Don't want ****heads to be made ****head
 Why you disrespecting my bra ****head
 Why d'you piss me off in first class ****head
 I'm not sitting here to be treated like a ****head
 Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
 Where's the Chorus ****head
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 If you diss me you'll sell copy ****head
 What d'you expect ****head
 Radiohead ****head
 This is pop ****head
 Size tens ****head
 Break you're shins ****head
 My security are a viscious crew
 They'll kick **** out of you
 Only if I ask them to, but
 They'll kick **** out of you
 You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
 I wasn't looking at ya' bird ****head
 She was looking at me ****head
 Who do I think I am ****head
 Who the **** are you ****head
 You must have me confused
 With someone who gives a ****
 I've found the ****head of the year
 And you are ****ing it ****head
 Where's the chorusa��no chorus.. ****head
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 The Tofty Rap
 I've got a bucket of **** ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of ****
 I've got a bucket of **** ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of ****
 Not, horse ****, cow **** dog **** no real ****
 I've got a bucket of **** ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of ****
 I've got a bucket of **** ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of ****
 Not, dog ****, cow ****, horse ****, real ****
 Why d'you cut me up in my car ****head
 Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra ****head
 I've got nothing for you ****head
 Go to bed ****head
 Don't wake up ****head
 Who gives a **** ****head
 No one gives a **** about you cos you're a ****head true
 See your mate over there in the corner he's a ****head too like you, ****head
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 Isn't it lovely,
 Isn't it lovely,
 ****head