[00:00.00]Who's Gonna Take Me Home (Rise and Fall of a Budding Gigolo )-Rod Stewart (德.斯蒂沃特) [00:16.435]Well I arrived on time [00:20.865]My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine [00:24.785]There were women wall to wall [00:29.165]It's Saturday night and I wanted them all everyone [00:41.475]Sidled up for a dance [00:46.275]I tried a new step and fell in the plants [00:49.445]I told a joke about the Pope [00:53.995]It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped [00:58.995]Nobody told me she was the daughter of the mayor [01:02.485]I was so embarrassed I just wished the [01:04.175]Ground would swallow me up [01:07.105]Accidentally my elbow hit the record player [01:11.25]The rock 'n'roll stopped and everybody just stared [01:15.335](Oh no) [01:18.85]Who's gonna take me home [01:21.705]I'm tired and I wanna go to bed [01:25.965]Who's gonna take me home [01:29.955]This party's gone right to my head [01:42.183]I didn't worry not me [01:46.960]Panic ain't in my vocabulary [01:50.790]Smashed beyond reproach [01:55.40]Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes [01:58.910]All hell broke loose [02:03.220]I started to take off my trousers and shoes [02:06.960]And so I tried to look cool [02:11.590]I stepped back and fell in the pool [02:16.330]The hostess helped me out and asked for my dismissal [02:20.200]I said I was sorry but I've been under so much pressure [02:22.940]Just lately baby [02:24.480]I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile [02:28.280]The last thing I remember I left with a girl on a motor bike [02:30.780]That weighed three hundred pounds and [02:32.580]What's wrong with that [02:35.20]Who's gonna take me home [02:39.200]I'm tired and I wanna go to bed [02:43.570]Who's gonna take me home [02:47.440]This party's gone right to my head to my head [02:58.00]I woke up on the floor [03:25.20]Still in my suit and she told me I snored [03:28.640]I never felt so cheap [03:33.10]I had a good laugh at the size of her feet [03:38.140]Holy Moses I don't like this single living [03:42.00]I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down now [03:46.270]With a home and a garden and a nature quite forgiving [03:50.590]Then again maybe I'll just hang around [03:57.330]Who's gonna take me home [04:01.10]I'm tired and I wanna go to bed right now [04:05.560]Who's gonna take me home [04:08.870]This party's gone right to my head to my head [04:13.740]Now who's gonna take me home [04:17.170]Hey Brian could you give me a lift cause I don't live [04:19.980]Too far from you boy [04:21.910]Mary c'mon I've known you so long [04:24.40]Please give me a lift home oh come on [04:26.780]Jim