Three Time Loser
作词 : Stewart
StandIN' here ev'ry night,
 wearin' my number,
 but she's somewhere 
 touching up another fool.
 In a jukebox job downin' blues
 in her leopard-skin anklehigh boots
 while I'm jackin' off
 readin' Playboy on a hot afternoon.
 
 I'm a three time loser.
 Caught it up in Monterey,
 shook it up in East Virginia,
 now my friends say it's here to stay.
 
 Jose had a party
 in a Chelsea basement
 when the poor excited Jezebel said come outside.
 she pinned me up aginst the fence
 put her dirty hands down in my pants.
 She took all of my money,
 left me naked by the silvery moon.
 
 I'm a three time loser.
 Caught it up in Monterey,
 shook it up in East Virginia,
 now my friends say it's here to stay.
 
 Go away, Go away, all of you women;
 I don't think I need you anymore.
 There'll be no more doctor's bills,
 there'll be no more swallowing pills.
 (And I've found a woman
 that can whip the snot and blood out of me)
 -->WHEN I'VE GOT THE WOMAN
 THAT CAN WHIP THE STALLION BLOOD OUT OF ME<--
 -->THAT CAN WHIP THE STANDIN' BLOOD OUTTA ME<--
 
 I'm a three time loser.
 Caught it up in Monterey,
 shook it up in East Virginia,
 now my friends say it's here to stay.
 
 I'm a three time loser.
 Caught it up in Monterey,
 shook it up in East Virginia,
 now my friends say it's here to stay.