You Can Take It With You (When You Go)
 作词 : Dycus, Phillips
 Well, I'm gonna have to get a new mailbox'
 Cuz all she left me was a hole
 And I'm gonna have to get a new washin' machine
 As soon as
 I get some new clothes
 Well, I could close my eyes and run through this house
 And never once stub my big toe
 It was a man who'd never been left who said
 You can't take it with you when you go
 Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink
 If I had me a glass,
 Lord, I'd pour me a drink
 It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
 You can take it with you when you go
 Well, I'm sittin' here on this hard floor
 Where a big soft couch used to be
 And I'm starin' at a bug on the wall
 Where there used to be a
 TVWell, I'd kill that sucker in a heartbeat
 If I could find me anything to throw
 I was so naive to have ever believed
 You can't take it with you when you go
 Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
 If I had me a glass,
 Lord, I'd pour me a drink
 It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
 Can take it with you when you go
 Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
 If I had me a glass,
 Lord, I'd pour me a drink
 It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
 You can take it with you when you go
 I oughta call somebody
 But I ain't got a phone
 Just goes to show
 You can take it with you when you go