[00:07.030]You're sort of famous
[00:08.566]A minor celebrity
[00:10.716]And so it only makes sense
[00:12.652]The world would be
[00:14.425]Obsessed with every
[00:16.484]Single thing you do
[00:21.113]They're running 'round
[00:22.515]With their camcorders in the night
[00:24.905]They're lurking patiently
[00:26.371]And hoping that they just might
[00:28.673]See something real embarrassing
[00:31.956]You do
[00:35.256]The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
[00:38.901]That's the story that
[00:40.658]They're gonna feature
[00:42.418]With exclusive pics
[00:43.778]Of your flabby behind
[00:45.565]You think you're all alone
[00:47.217]But that's right when you'll find
[00:49.205]A bunch of paparazzi
[00:51.137]Popping out of nowhere
[00:53.065]Cameras in your face
[00:55.219]And then suddenly
[00:58.861]You're on TMZ
[01:02.405]You're on TMZ
[01:07.325]Following you
[01:09.376]When you're walking down the street
[01:11.278]And asking stupid questions
[01:12.669]While you're trying to eat
[01:14.831]So you cover your face
[01:16.616]Thinking to yourself
[01:18.748]"Hey, isn't this creepy?"  “
[01:21.566]And they're out there praying
[01:23.358]You'll have a big meltdown
[01:25.465]And take 'em on a little car chase
[01:27.350]Through this whole town
[01:29.203]They'll be there with you
[01:30.749]When you're going to jail
[01:32.363]First on the scene
[01:33.607]For every wardrobe fail
[01:35.730]You just picked up some transvestite
[01:39.175]Seconds later
[01:40.559]It's up on the website
[01:42.801]Get a vegas wedding
[01:44.322]A quickie divorce
[01:45.969]And they'll be
[01:46.751]Sneaking in
[01:47.623]Snapping pictures, of course
[01:49.717]And if they ever catch you
[01:51.527]Picking your nose
[01:53.532]Or storming down the street
[01:55.547]On a drunken spree
[01:59.128]You're on TMZ
[02:04.203]Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
[02:07.766]Trailing you through
[02:09.329]Airport security
[02:13.391]They were TMZ
[02:17.126]They were TMZ
[02:19.127]"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP  “
[02:22.315]Is that a baby back there?
[02:23.503]I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
[02:26.344]Look Who's drinking COFFEE
[02:28.312]Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING"
[02:30.901]Oh, let me tell you
[02:32.609]It's getting to the point
[02:34.338]Where a famous person can't
[02:35.766]Even get a D.U.I
[02:37.378]Or go on a racist rant
[02:39.466]Those guys are all around
[02:41.109]So you really shouldn't dare
[02:42.894]Go to every club in town
[02:44.583]If you've lost your underwear
[02:48.404]Seems that every single time
[02:50.639]A star decides to shave their head
[02:53.406]Or ram their car into a tree
[02:57.964]They're on TMZ
[03:02.482]If they catch you peeing in the bushes
[03:06.464]Later on, that night
[03:08.468]Well, I guarantee
[03:12.267]You're on TMZ
[03:15.420]You're on TMZ
[03:18.828]You're on TMZ
[03:21.842]Every single celebrity
[03:26.465]Knows they're gonna be
[03:29.879]They're on TMZ