[00:15.344]Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
[00:21.546]Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
[00:28.505]'Cause you found a brand new lover
[00:33.149]You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)
[00:39.313]So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex
[00:45.579]And I tore all your pictures in two
[00:52.003]And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
[00:57.818]Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
[01:04.175]That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin
[01:10.103]I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
[01:16.466]'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
[01:22.598]Than spend one more minute with you
[01:29.693]I guess I might seem kinda bitter
[01:35.557]You got me feeling down in the dumps
[01:41.733]'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
[01:47.518]And I have to use the self-service pumps
[01:53.750]Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
[01:59.660]You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
[02:05.992]'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
[02:12.272]Than spend one more minute with you
[02:18.990]I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
[02:24.791]Than watch you going out with other men
[02:31.080]I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
[02:37.913]Again and again and again and again and again
[02:42.541]Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin...
[02:44.326]I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
[02:49.688]Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
[02:55.685]I'd rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongue
[03:02.282]Than spend one more minute with you
[03:08.506]Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
[03:14.398]Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
[03:20.535]I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
[03:27.209]Than spend one more minute with you
[03:32.945]I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
[03:38.079]And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
[03:42.325]Than spend one more minute with you