[00:00.662]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[00:07.410]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[00:13.839]My my my my TV makes me so bored
[00:16.888]Makes me say, oh my Lord
[00:18.736]What is this garbage here?
[00:20.554]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
[00:22.318]It sucks, and that's no lie
[00:24.033]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
[00:25.913]Lowers my IQ one notch
[00:27.729]And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
[00:31.176]I told you homeboy, I can't watch this
[00:34.587]Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this
[00:38.180]Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this
[00:42.197]Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch this
[00:44.441]Talkin' 'bout sick shows
[00:45.883]There's America's Funniest Home Videos
[00:47.511]I can't believe my eyes
[00:49.354]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
[00:51.177]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
[00:53.745]Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
[00:56.635]I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
[00:58.583]That's funny as a kick in the crotch
[01:00.246]And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
[01:04.147]Yo, I told you, I can't watch this
[01:07.534]Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this
[01:10.331]Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch this
[01:13.381]Cosby Show and Roseanne
[01:14.803]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
[01:16.528]Judge Wapner, oh my
[01:18.253]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
[01:20.028]Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
[01:22.602]Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks
[01:25.567]Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
[01:27.413]Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
[01:30.943]That's word because you know, I can't watch this
[01:37.702]I can't watch this, break it down
[01:42.401]Here's how to order, money back guarantee
[01:43.870]Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
[01:47.334]They keep going and going,
[01:49.349]Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
[01:51.150]Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
[01:55.455]Stop, primetime
[01:56.685]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
[01:58.245]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
[01:59.884]Or that guy with the real flat hair
[02:01.840]That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
[02:03.502]Those weird talk shows
[02:05.152]About ********ual N**i Eskimos
[02:07.072]They're rude, crude and vile
[02:08.840]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
[02:10.916]Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this
[02:16.378]Look man, I can't watch this
[02:19.364]I can't take this torture no more, I can't
[02:21.269]I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
[02:25.620]Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
[02:28.221]You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
[02:31.032]When you've got a headache this big, read the book
[02:33.629]This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
[02:38.549]Stop, Cable Time
[02:39.900]HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
[02:43.161]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
[02:46.436]Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
[02:50.080]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
[02:54.005]Just brainless blood and guts
[02:55.828]And mindless T&A
[02:57.623]It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
[02:59.238]It's stupid, gonna throw my set away
[03:01.107]I can't watch this, I can't watch this
[03:08.168]I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this
[03:14.026]I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
[03:21.508]Get me outta here, can't watch this