[00:28.980]Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
[00:33.052]You kids today ain't never had it rough
[00:38.070]Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
[00:42.541]You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
[00:47.225]Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
[00:51.942]We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
[00:57.026]Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
[01:01.274]Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
[01:05.434]When I was your age. When I was your age
[01:14.316]When I was your age. When I was your age
[01:25.416]Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
[01:29.540]There's something wrong with all you kids today
[01:34.641]You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
[01:39.071]We were hungry, broke and miserable
[01:41.378]And we liked it better that way
[01:44.228]There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box
[01:48.614]All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
[01:53.417]Every night for dinner we had a big old chunk of dirt
[01:58.316]If we were really good we didn't get dessert
[02:02.961]When I was your age. When I was your age
[02:10.613]When I was your age. When I was your age
[02:21.871]Didn't have no telephone didn't have no fax machine
[02:26.520]All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
[02:31.160]Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
[02:35.791]Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
[02:40.843]Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
[02:45.824]Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
[02:50.051]Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
[02:55.097]Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
[03:18.508]What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
[03:22.180]You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
[03:27.543]I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
[03:32.006]Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
[03:37.075]Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve
[03:41.700]Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whop ourselves
[03:46.263]Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
[03:51.012]And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain
[03:54.975]When I was your age. When I was your age
[04:03.879]When I was your age. When I was your age