[00:03.890]I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
[00:08.460]And before long, they were cloning DNA
[00:16.760]Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
[00:24.850]Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
[00:30.740]
[00:35.740]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[00:39.610]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[00:43.520]Someone shut the fence off in the rain
[00:47.120]I admit it's kinda eerie
[00:50.970]But this proves my chaos theory
[00:53.620]And I don't think I'll be coming back again
[00:58.810]Oh no
[01:06.690]I cannot approve of this attraction
[01:10.600]'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
[01:22.950]A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
[01:26.630]Well, I suppose that proves...
[01:29.240]they're really not all bad
[01:34.880]
[01:38.850]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[01:42.330]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[01:46.510]Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
[01:49.760]I'm afraid those things'll harm me
[01:54.020]'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
[01:56.640]And they think that I'm their dinner,
[01:59.280]not their friend
[02:01.740]Oh no
[03:01.540]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[03:05.410]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[03:10.010]What a crummy weekend this has been
[03:14.680]Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
[03:18.050]Think I'll tell them where to stick it
[03:20.940]'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
[03:26.610]Oh no... oh no