[00:00.000] 作词 : Fields/Kern
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Fields/Kern
[00:05.560]A fine romance, my good fellow,
[00:10.840]You take romance, I'll take jello,
[00:18.200]You're calmer than the seals in the Artic Ocean
[00:24.210]At least they flap their fins to express emotion,
[00:32.030]A fine romance with no quarrels,
[00:42.180]with no insults, and all morals,
[00:47.220]I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants,
[00:56.050]I never get the chance, this is a fine romance!
[01:07.740]A fine romance, with no kisses,
[01:14.770]A fine romance, my friend this is,
[01:21.970]To lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has,
[01:28.530]We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has.
[01:35.320]A fine romance, with no clinches,
[01:42.380]A fine romance, with no flinches,
[01:49.410]You're just as hard to land as the Ille de France,
[01:54.910]I haven't got a chance,
[01:58.980]My heart isn't made of plastic, you're too sarcastic,
[02:06.040]this is a fine romance!
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