Telephone Play No. 1
[Meg Remy:]Hello?
[Friend:]Hey, how are you doing, babe?
[Meg Remy:]I'm ok, I'm just still in bed. Bad dreams
[Friend:]Your dreams are always bad
[Meg Remy:]I know it's nothing new. It just happened
[Friend:]What happened this time?
[Meg Remy:]My dad sent me a digital file folder, and in it are all these nude photos of me as a child
[Friend:]Sounds realistic
[Meg Remy:]I know! The thing is, I was kinda hot stuff! I mean, I don't know, I looked good, so it was confusing!
[Friend:]Wow, oh, God! Fathers and daughters
[Meg Remy:]Yeah, yeah, what about mothers and sons?
[Friend:]Yeah, but fathers and daughters
[Meg Remy:]Yeah, but mothers and daughters, man, ****!
[Friend:]Yeah, there's just kinda no comparison
[Meg Remy:]The worst is fathers and sons
[Friend:]Oh, God, yeah, ok, that's the worst
[Meg Remy:]At least I'm no one's son
[Friend:]Thank God for that! You just might be one of those sons that turns into a fascist dictator
[Meg Remy:]Yeah, instead of just another woman with no self-esteem
[Crowd laughs]