Middle Class You and me, let's steal a car Let's rob a bank Let's travel far Let's wear these shirts my grandpa used to wear And then I'll be happy, I swear I'll point the gun, you'll keep the engine running I'll be running to you You'll be saying: darling our haircuts aside, we are just like Bonnie and Clyde I'll probably feel bad for not taking the train But you'll say it's in the country and it's raining We'll kick open a cabin in the forest, I'll be scared like I am You'll put a flashlight under your chin in a scary way and say you're Son of Sam And I'll slowly pull you out of your Fred Segal And high on the fact that we're illegal We'll make sweet loving sweeter, like we do I'll say: Baby you're a criminal, and you'll say so are you You and me, let's steal a car But first before we go that far: What's your name? Oh, don't look so scared Don't tell me you weren't thinking exactly the same