[00:04.59]Harley got devoured by the undead
[00:08.83]Walking down in some forgotten tomb.
[00:13.08]You can say there's no such thing as zombies,
[00:17.47]But that's how Harley Warren met his doom.
[00:22.03]He'd been readin' lots of weird books,
[00:26.81]and I begged him not to go.
[00:31.21]But he'd brook no procrastination
[00:34.56]to learn the truths that mankind mustn't know.
[00:40.02]When we reached the cemetery,
[00:43.90]with our lights and telephone,
[00:48.40]He descended in the darkness
[00:52.16]and he left me waiting for him all alone.
[00:57.05]Harley got devoured by the undead
[01:01.06]Lurking down in some ol' wizards tomb.
[01:05.47]You can say there's no such thing as zombies,
[01:09.82]But that's how Harley Warren met his doom.
[01:15.04]Well I waited and I waited for some word
[01:20.12]from down below.
[01:23.58]And then ol' Harley started screaming,
[01:27.11]"Run, my God, now, Carter, go man go!"
[01:32.37]So I stood alone in horror,
[01:36.03]paralyzed with fear and dread.
[01:41.04]When a voice dead and inhuman whispered to me,
[01:45.54]"Oh, you fool, Warren's dead!"
[01:49.32]Harley got devoured by the undead
[01:53.49]Lurking down in some ol' wizards tomb.
[01:57.84]You can say there's no such thing as zombies,
[02:02.11]But that's how Harley Warren met his doom.
[02:06.62]Again I say, I do not know
[02:08.58]what has become of Harley Warren,
[02:10.38]Though I think
[02:11.63]- almost hope
[02:12.57]- that he is in peaceful oblivion,
[02:14.15]If there be anywhere so blessed a thing.
[02:16.38]It's true
[02:17.26]that I have for five years been his closest friend,
[02:18.95]and a partial sharer of his terrible research
[02:21.73]into the unknown.
[02:22.90]But I must insist
[02:23.34]that I know nothing save what I have already sung.
[02:25.12]Harley got devoured by the undead
[02:29.54]Lurking down in some ol' wizards tomb.
[02:33.85]You can say there's no such thing as zombies,
[02:38.17]But that's how Harley Warren met his doom.
[02:42.92]