I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf ManDracula and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, ' The Crypt- Kicker Five' They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash They caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash Out from his coffin', drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?It's now the ******'s now the monster mashThe monster mashAnd it's a graveyard *******'s now the ******'s caught on in a *******'s now the ******'s now the monster mashNow everything's cool, drac's a part of the bandAnd my Monster Mash is the hit of the landFor you, the living, this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my door, tell them model a sent youThen you can mashThen you can monster mashThe monster mashAnd do my graveyard smashThen you can mashYou'll catch on in a flashThen you can mashAnd you can monster mashThe monster mashThe monster mashThen you can mashThen you can mashThe monster mashYes, yes I got it, I got it