Drastic Sturgeon
Than the ones that were fine that you could see through
Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
like a second coming with a much better hairdo
You're a cheeky sod
You 've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon
Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity about the scar that's hidden below deck
Just like new cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade cos you're just made of plastic
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Kiss me,hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon
Kiss me,hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon
Don't look twice cos you've got different eyes
Don't look twice cos you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine that you could sit through
Kiss me,hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon