Lemonade Secret Drinker
 Bigger head, you got no bread in our house
 Now look how you have got like this
 Now they sleep in seperate bedrooms
 Since they missed the jackpot on Family Fortunes
 Yeah, oh yeah
 How long, how long to go
 Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
 How long, how long to go
 Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
 How long, how long to go
 Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
 You buy a box and call it home
 You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
 Been a Secret Lemonade Drinker, wanker, oh, oh-oh
 How long, how long to go
 Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
 How long, how long to go
 Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
 How long, how long to go
 Wake up and look at all these things I bring you
 Living on the handouts you collect in a cake tin
 How long, how long to go
 Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
 How long, how long to go
 Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
 How long, how long to go
 Oh-yeah
 How long, how long to go
 Ain't it funny if we carry on we know they will moan
 We know they will moan