[00:00.000] 作词 : Jarvis Cocker
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jarvis Cocker/Russell Senior/Steve Mackey/Nick Banks/Candida Doyle/Mark Webber
[00:30.315]Straight down the Parkway follow your nose to a place where nobody wants to go
[00:36.829]It's a fare and a half; they're having a larf
[00:40.846]Everybody's broken or they're a dwarf
[00:47.866]Mirror mirror on the wall who is the ace-est of them all?
[00:53.635]The Catcliffe girl who gets out before her 18th birthday
[00:58.148]There's a little old man by the side of the road
[01:01.913]Just where he came from nobody knows
[01:05.433]He's so picturesque
[01:07.180]a physical wreck
[01:08.941]a dirty old bloke with no self-respect
[01:11.701]Ow!
[01:12.701]Oh god!
[01:13.949]You'd better leave town
[01:15.709]before you get caught in the Catcliffe Shakedown
[01:19.214]Yeah
[01:26.237]It's a step to the left; a step to the right
[01:29.761]You do the Catcliffe Shakedown with all of your might
[01:32.769]Oh, baby, shakedown shakedown shakedown
[01:40.170]Pudgy 12 year-olds in Union Jack shorts addicted to coffee-whitener and frankfurters.
[01:46.698]And those boys who said "Mister we just want your car
[01:50.967]'cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir" are outside the pub.
[01:55.479]Fine figures of men; exercising and dieting just doesn't suit them.
[02:00.745]Have a meal in a glass
[02:02.506]we're having a laugh
[02:04.260]just come over here and your face we will smash Oh!
[02:08.025]Oh god!
[02:09.284]You'd better leave town
[02:10.791]before you get caught in the Catcliffe Shakedown
[02:14.304]Yeah
[02:16.064]Shakedown
[02:17.565]Shakedown
[02:19.314]Shakedown
[02:21.328]Oh no, it's not that bad really:
[02:26.361]Not if you've been living in Bosnia for the last year.
[02:29.865]Homebrew is still big news round these parts - no airing cupboard should be without it.
[02:36.895]They were going to open an airport - can you imagine it?
[02:40.399]"Whilst in the area why not stock up on string or try some of our duty-free Parkin?"
[02:46.925]Oh yeah. Let's go.
[02:50.934]See the rainbow high above the viaduct,
[02:57.448]glowing with all the colours of a bottle of spilt milk
[03:05.474]Oh, it's so beautiful, but I don't know what it means
[03:12.503]Oh, rainbow high above - what exactly are you advertising?
[03:21.780]And our idea of sophisticated humour is setting fire to our farts with disposable lighters.
[03:30.309]Why not try our delicious lager-style drink with a chocolate-flavoured candy-covered biscuit? "
[03:36.332]Look at those buttercups over there mummy!"
[03:38.602]"Hold one under your chin."
[03:40.112]"What's butter mummy?"
[03:41.614]"Oh, it's just a different make of margarine"
[03:48.143]See the rainbow high above the viaduct,
[03:54.658]glowing with all the colours of a bottle of spilt milk
[04:02.435]Oh, it's so beautiful, but I don't know what it means
[04:09.708]Oh, rainbow high above - what exactly are you advertising?
[04:19.500]The film now cuts to reveal who is watching this docudrama.
[04:24.027]A middle class couple sit in wonder as the titles roll.
[04:29.049]"All nicotine stains and beer-bellies in this programme were real."
[04:39.574]But upstairs in his room, amongst the Airfix planes, is a small boy.
[04:48.119]He sits in the dark,
[04:50.623]listening for the sound of the train that crosses the viaduct at four o'clock every morning.
[04:58.149]The train that carries the dismembered remains,
[05:04.674]the dismembered remains of Matchstick Men and Matchstick Cats & Dogs,
[05:13.204]and it's coming,
[05:14.463]and it's coming, coming...
[05:18.449]Oh yeah.
[05:21.957]"What you looking at?"
[05:23.962]"I don't know - label's fell off"
[05:26.224]"I'm going aht"
[05:30.989]"Am I so beautiful you can't stop looking at me?"
[05:33.997]"Am I so beautiful?"
[05:36.499]"You don't scare me"
[05:39.517]"I'll take you all on"
[05:44.027]"You and whose army?"
[05:48.039]"Me - me and my fist-y"
[05:53.561]Catcliffe you don't intimidate me,
[05:56.065]your Parkway and your shopping centre,
[05:59.081]your Panda Pops and pottery,
[06:01.588]your motorway junction, overwhelming stench of failure.
[06:06.099]Lives that never left first base, stunted by vapours from the cooling towers
[06:12.119]And I will do everything, everything in my power to get way from you.
[06:20.641]Oh yeah