[00:01.28]Half A Person - The Smiths
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[00:04.95]Call me morbid  call me pale
[00:09.17]I've spent six years on your trail
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[00:13.82]Six long years
[00:16.95]On your trail
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[00:20.88]Call me morbid  call me pale
[00:24.99]I've spent six years on your trail
[00:29.70]Six full years of my life on your trail
[00:35.89]
[00:36.97]And if you have five seconds to spare
[00:41.26]Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[00:45.75]Sixteen  clumsy and shy
[00:50.01]I went to London and I
[00:53.44]I booked myself in at the Y W C A
[01:00.85]I said: "I like it here can I stay
[01:05.34]I like it here can I stay
[01:09.64]Do you have a vacancy
[01:11.89]For a Back-scrubber "
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[01:16.65]She was left behind  and sour
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[01:20.94]And she wrote to me  equally dour
[01:24.29]She said: "In the days when you were
[01:26.60]Hopelessly poor
[01:28.58]I just liked you more"
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[01:32.77]And if you have five seconds to spare
[01:37.02]Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[01:41.45]Sixteen  clumsy and shy
[01:45.76]I went to London and I
[01:49.16]I booked myself in at the Y W C A
[01:56.83]I said: "I like it here can I stay
[02:01.04]I like it here can I stay
[02:05.08]And do you have a vacancy
[02:07.63]For a Back-scrubber "
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[02:12.34]Call me morbid  call me pale
[02:16.68]I've spent too long on your trail
[02:21.35]Far too long
[02:24.29]Chasing your tail
[02:26.66]Oh
[02:28.45]And if you have five seconds to spare
[02:32.68]Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[02:37.07]Sixteen  clumsy and shy
[02:40.71]That's the story of my life
[02:45.12]Sixteen  clumsy and shy
[02:48.90]The story of my life
[02:52.36]That's the story of my life
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[02:57.64]That's the story of my life
[03:01.57]That's the story of my life
[03:04.87]The story of my life
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[03:09.56]That's the story of my life
[03:13.48]That's the story of my life
[03:17.45]That's the story of my life
[03:21.53]That's the story of my life
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[03:25.49]That's the story of my life