Shoplifters of the World Unite
 作词 : Morrissey/Johnny Marr
 作曲 : Morrissey/Johnny Marr
Learn to love me assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is well, never mind, never mind
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over
Learn to love me and assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war was all I saw on channel four
A heartless hand on my shoulder, a push and it's over
Alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
Tried living in the real world instead of a shell
But before I began, I was bored before I even began
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over,
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over.
Shoplifters of the world, take over