Rugs From Me To You
Toupee or not toupee
That is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned grey;
William Shakespeare's receding hair
Please excuse the pun,
It's hair today, gone tomorrow
So be thankful
For what precious locks you have

Toupee or not toupee
That is the question
And by the way
I just gotta say
Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
And if I may quip
My curls and I
Are just like heaven
Cause rest assured
There'll be no parting there

But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
（Our chase to swallow）
It makes me smile
Cause I know just what I'd do
Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open a secondhand store
And if you ever went bald
You'd recall it
Cause I'd cleverly call it
Rugs From Me To You