[00:06.910]Toupee or not toupee
[00:09.340]That is the question
[00:12.420]It refused to stay as it all turned grey;
[00:15.920]William Shakespeare's receding hair
[00:20.180]Please excuse the pun,
[00:22.200]It's hair today, gone tomorrow
[00:25.790]So be thankful
[00:27.490]For what precious locks you have
[00:32.290]
[00:32.560]Toupee or not toupee
[00:34.960]That is the question
[00:37.940]And by the way
[00:39.740]I just gotta say
[00:41.380]Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
[00:46.200]And if I may quip
[00:47.840]My curls and I
[00:49.450]Are just like heaven
[00:51.520]Cause rest assured
[00:53.740]There'll be no parting there
[00:56.80]
[00:58.730]But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
[01:02.150]（Our chase to swallow）
[01:03.950]It makes me smile
[01:05.840]Cause I know just what I'd do
[01:10.620]Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
[01:14.260]I'd open a secondhand store
[01:16.400]And if you ever went bald
[01:18.300]You'd recall it
[01:19.270]Cause I'd cleverly call it
[01:20.840]Rugs From Me To You
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