[00:04.25](唐伯虎)求神求神
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[00:06.59]求親又求求媒人
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[00:09.09]求觀音兼職愛神
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[00:11.78]同小姐妳成為情人
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[00:14.72]芳心即刻過敏
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[00:17.52](秋香)書生真係過份
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[00:19.95]出口得罪我神
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[00:22.75]講笑搵第二個笨
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[00:25.26]妳話成親睇搵鬼襯
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[00:28.00](唐伯虎)小姐罵人夠道行
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[00:30.77]書生甘巧不是人
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[00:33.45]畜生突然覺頭暈
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[00:35.97]要等妳充電至有癮
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[00:38.67](秋香)三生真係無幸
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[00:41.40]專登出嚟拜神
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[00:44.00]撞鬼撞著妳
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[00:46.60]話係投胎去冤鬼震
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[00:49.26](唐伯虎)小姐為何笑吟吟
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[00:52.01]當然碰到心上人
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[00:54.76]天仙下凡教壞人
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[00:57.35]睇得我心動腳震震
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[01:00.05](秋香)蠢得好過分
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[01:02.39]妳盞得個恨
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[01:05.22](唐伯虎)話明愿嫁因乜解究變咗心
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[01:10.64](秋香)話明係靚女講小志誓愿因乜妳都信
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[01:16.04]明明扮天真
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[01:18.15]妳又實在唔笨
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[01:21.20](唐伯虎)我係夠天真
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[01:23.96]畀妳偷呃拐騙亦係緣份
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