[00:29.33]Hop hop
[00:30.77]You came along my secret laboratory
[00:36.50]Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi
[00:43.77]Hold up, mister
[00:45.71]Right there, mister
[00:47.25]Sit down, mister
[00:48.89]How about some retort pouch of curry
[00:52.94]Pouch of chili
[00:54.68]Pouch of MRE
[00:56.52]But you're rather picky
[00:58.71]
[01:00.31]Well
[01:00.80]I'll make you something else
[01:02.30]Don't need to show me how
[01:03.84]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[01:07.92]Canton or Sichuan
[01:09.61]Jiangsu or Hunan
[01:11.28]No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
[01:14.76]Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao
[01:16.80]Wonton and Chashao
[01:18.54]Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
[01:20.69]You're loving my retort
[01:24.13]I'm loving your retort
[01:25.87]You're my only retort
[01:27.81]You're my only retort
[01:30.05]一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:36.62]一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:43.79]
[01:44.03]Crack crack
[01:45.13]You stretch your arms out asking for a hug
[01:50.50]Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile
[01:58.51]Come here, mister
[02:00.01]Help me, mister
[02:01.65]Right here, mister
[02:03.49]You took up my spoon
[02:05.53]Stirring curry
[02:06.92]Stirring chili
[02:08.83]That's when I've realized
[02:10.97]We've became family
[02:12.26]
[02:13.82]Then he came
[02:16.91]A man in black and white
[02:18.30]He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs
[02:28.45]Then he aimed at your slimy skin
[02:33.28]And pulled the trigger
[02:38.86]Your head bursts
[02:42.54]Shh
[02:44.63]
[02:45.43]I'll stitch you back up
[02:47.28]Don't need to show me how
[02:48.87]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[02:52.26]I'll give you plastic eyes
[02:53.90]And give you nylon hair
[02:55.74]And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
[02:59.08]Shark fin soup or Dim sum
[03:01.17]Dumpling or Peking duck
[03:03.01]Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
[03:07.16]But you're still my retort
[03:08.85]But you're still my retort
[03:10.54]I'm seeking for retort
[03:12.43]I'm seeking for retort