[00:00.000] 作词 : 许冠杰
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 许冠杰
[02:00.79][00:15.78]我时时扮嘢 言谈扮相妖冶
[02:04.15][00:19.30]逢人就嗲 行为十足小姐
[02:07.81][00:22.88]动作多扭拧 行路腰似蛇
[02:11.21][00:26.35]双眼又邪 帽又戴歪
[02:15.62][00:30.66]时时扮嘢 完全掂过碌蔗
[02:18.93][00:33.93]频频换车 其实系指单车
[02:22.48][00:37.64]做厕所洗地 成日充少爷
[02:26.07][00:41.29]人人窒我我照扮嘢
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[01:44.51][00:45.68]我老窦查实姓谢 改佢话姓小野
[01:51.79][00:52.88]出街我仲够lair-hair 冇雨落成日带遮
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[01:01.87]时时扮嘢 有料又好演嘢
[01:05.19]求其乱车 俄文日文识写
[01:08.74]重要懒醒目 凡时都要fair
[01:12.33]敦正大蛇 重招待记者
[01:16.47]时时扮嘢 何妨扮到拼pair
[01:19.96]逢人就赊 唔掂就揾姑姐
[01:23.43]话阿三叔病 寻日死阿爷
[01:27.15]连随掂晒我靠扮嘢
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