[00:11.26]梨花大鼓小桃红
[00:18.42]唱出天下一大笑
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[00:25.98]只望大家乐一乐哎呀
[00:33.75]得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨
[00:39.79]
[00:50.23]说好笑真好笑
[00:51.90]
[00:52.62]词名天下一大笑
[00:55.71]
[00:56.22]戏法人人都会变
[00:59.41]
[01:00.89]各人各有各巧妙哎呀
[01:04.35]各巧妙哈……
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[01:13.89]话说当年本地方
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[01:21.36]发生天下大笑料
[01:28.51]
[01:29.28]天下怪事都做尽哎呀
[01:37.00]天下女人他全要伊呀嗨
[01:43.19]
[01:51.22]唱戏妞儿真够俏
[01:57.10]
[01:57.77]大爷心中蹦蹦跳
[02:04.57]
[02:05.28]女人嫌少不怕多哎呀
[02:12.80]大爷就爱这调调伊呀嗨
[02:18.89]
[02:25.28]鸡儿飞狗儿跳
[02:30.36]
[02:31.78]小鬼占进城隍庙
[02:34.88]
[02:35.59]大字不识七八个
[02:38.84]
[02:39.91]可是大爷有钞票哎呀
[02:43.72]有钞票哈……
[02:50.72]
[02:53.06]有人鸡毛当令箭
[02:59.76]
[03:00.63]有人气得哇哇叫
[03:06.85]
[03:08.13]可怜媒婆不好做哎呀
[03:15.85]急得要哭要上吊伊呀嗨
[03:22.14]
[03:30.05]妞儿是个小辣椒
[03:36.04]
[03:36.71]有钱无情办不到
[03:42.75]
[03:44.27]蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉哎呀
[03:51.59]得不到的一定好伊呀嗨
[03:57.78]
[04:05.21]姐儿俏真正俏
[04:07.80]
[04:10.61]可惜姐儿是辣椒
[04:14.32]羊肉没吃一身腥
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[04:18.68]风去楼空人跑了哎呀
[04:22.03]人跑了哈……
[04:28.17]
[04:31.89]王八羔子都废料
[04:38.33]
[04:39.15]煮熟鸭子给飞掉
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[04:47.02]大爷出马凑热闹哎呀
[04:54.74]大爷勇气呱呱叫伊呀嗨
[05:01.03]
[05:08.90]梨花大鼓小桃红
[05:14.94]
[05:15.60]唱出天下一大笑
[05:21.69]
[05:23.27]只望大家乐一乐哎呀
[05:30.84]得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨
[05:37.08]
[05:43.23]一场空辫子翘
[05:48.81]
[05:50.29]买命无法用钞票
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[05:53.89]荣华富贵像云烟绕
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[05:58.21]两脚一伸都完了哎呀
[06:01.66]都完了哈……
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[06:11.62]天下人谈天下事
[06:17.96]
[06:19.29]天下人看天下笑
[06:26.19]
[06:27.00]只望大家乐一乐哎呀
[06:34.93]富乐安康最重要伊呀嗨