If You Don't Like My Twang
Don't you dare throw that beer can,
Stand in the back and cover your ears
Go sit in your car, till the show is over
If you don't like what you hear

Brother maybe you're in the wrong place,
If you don't like a rowdy crowd

We're about to get drunk, and go country on ya
Yeah, it's gonna get loud
No I don't care if you don't like my twang

'Cause I know they love it in small town USA

It's the way I live, it's the way I talk
Hell yeah, it's the way I sing
So I don't care if you don't like my twang

I've been singin' and playin' this guitar
Since I was twelve years old
It took me from a porch, to the Opry, to the radio,
To a whole lot of records sold
Well we must be doin' somethin' right,
Cause we packed it out again

So don't let the door hit you in the ass,
And you can tell all your friends
No I don't care if you don't like my twang

'Cause I know they love it in small town USA

It's the way I live, it's the way I talk
Hell yeah, it's the way I sing
So I don't care if you don't like my twang

I don't care if you don't like my twang
'Cause I know they love it down in small town USA

It's the way I live, it's the way I talk
Hell yeah, it's the way I sing
So I don't care if you don't like my twang
Said no, I don't care if you don't like my twang