My Funny Valentine My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, un-photographable Yet you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak are you smart? But don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay, little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak are you smart? Don't, baby, don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day