You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
 作词 : Dr. Seuss
You're a mean one Mr.Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel Mr.Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr.Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mr.Grinch
You're a vile one Mr.Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr.Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The words that best describe you are
Stink Stank Stonk
Stink Stank Stonk
Oh Mr.Grinch
Mr.Grinch