[00:10.300]Clean up the dungeon, the king is home
[00:12.300]You know he's gonna wanna hear another sing-along
[00:15.300]Bring the crown downstairs and the blingy rope
[00:17.300]Hood sort of jewels, man, he can't leave them things alone
[00:20.300]He said the crown looks mush, is he wrong?
[00:22.300]Doesn't matter, grapes on the platter
[00:25.300]I was with the princess last night
[00:27.300]After the Mad Hatter got mad at her
[00:30.300]Man, I don't want the throne, the woman's a disaster
[00:32.300]I'm just tryna bag her a couple more times
[00:35.300]Then I'll give her back, he can have her
[00:37.300]Here, help me with the ladder
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[00:40.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[00:47.300]Got me feeling these feels inside
[00:50.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[00:57.300]Got me feeling these feels inside
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[01:05.300]I'ma have to ride this horse 'til springtime
[01:08.300]Shoulda never drank all the king's wine
[01:10.300]'Cause when I woke up, I was still wearing my wig
[01:13.300]I walked down the hall
[01:15.300]Saw the king's head, it was next to the pig's, crown and all
[01:20.300]And guess what? The blood's on my saber
[01:24.300]Ha, see you later
[01:25.300]If I don't disappear, they gonna put me in charge of this ****
[01:28.300]And I just wanna play my guitar for this *****
[01:31.300]Oh yeah, I took the princess, too
[01:34.300]She's a Stage 5 clinger
[01:36.300]Probably thinks I'ma give her a ring-a on her finger
[01:39.300]But **** that ****
[01:41.300]All these princess ******* just wanna **** a singer, a singer
[01:45.300]And the singer just wants to sing, ****, I'm gettin' tired
[01:48.300]My saddle's too small and my legs are on fire
[01:51.300]I haven't eaten in days, I wanna go home
[01:54.300]This ***** drank all my wine and there's no smoke
[01:56.300]And I know, and I know that your family's all dead
[01:59.300]But what the **** were they feeding you?
[02:01.300]Hog heads? Fat *****
[02:04.300]Matter fact, get off the horse
[02:06.300]Yeah, I'll be right back
[02:10.300]I'm on my own now with the stupid horse
[02:14.300]The life of a troubadour
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[02:15.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[02:22.300]Got me feeling these feels inside
[02:25.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[02:32.300]Got me feeling these feels inside
[02:35.300]
[02:38.300]Uh-huh, yeah, killed the king with that drunk singer's sword
[02:42.300]Where's the princess? Oliver, bring her forward
[02:45.300]The king had no sons, so now the throne's mine
[02:48.300]Once I bag the princess, I'm in the bloodline
[02:50.300]Talk to me Oliver
[02:51.300]We searched up and down
[02:52.300]The princess of Yore is nowhere to be found
[02:55.300]Jack saw her leave at the crack of dawn, and guess what?
[02:58.300]What? She was on the troubadour's arm
[03:00.300]Now Oliver, you gotta be kidding me
[03:02.300]Two nights ago, I ****** her 'til my **** broke
[03:05.300]One night, one fight and she's gone, this a sick joke?
[03:08.300]And for a *********' singer? Oh no, oh no
[03:11.300]I'm the Mad Hatter, if she ain't ******' with me
[03:13.300]Then nobody else can have her
[03:15.300]I'ma find him if it even means searchin' all of Liverpool
[03:17.300]Tie a horse to each limb, and let 'em pull
[03:21.300]Ha, giddy up
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[03:25.300]There he is, I see him
[03:27.300]We meet again, where's the woman?
[03:30.300]I left her 20 miles back in the mountains
[03:32.300]I'd be very surprised if she's still alive
[03:35.300]Going up Peter's Past this time of year would be ill advised, ill advised
[03:40.300]Honestly, I didn't love her, I only loved being alone
[03:43.300]But I need her for the throne
[03:45.300]**** the throne, man, it's too much work
[03:47.300]People hanging on every single goddamn word
[03:49.300]Enough, tie him up, I got a idea right now (Huh?)
[03:53.300]Give me a dagger, put a apple in his mouth
[03:55.300]I ain't gonna leave you here to starve out
[03:57.300]I'ma slice your fingers off, play guitar now
[03:59.300]Take his little tambourine, too, what's he gonna use it for?
[04:03.300]The death of a troubadour
[04:05.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[04:12.300]Got me feeling these feels inside
[04:16.300]I've been feeling under pressure, baby
[04:22.300]Got me feeling these feels inside