I'll Bet He Was Cool (Album Version) 作词 : D. Hayes/D. Jones 作曲 : D. Hayes/D. Jones You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things I like to talk about jesus christ Cos I wonder what would happen if he passed you by Would you be scared Would you believe in him Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised Well I bet hed be cool I bet he be d**n good looking I bet that he smelt divine I'm not talking about calvin kleins obsession Just one of those people smell good all the time There's no reason why What would he wear Would he wear tommy hilfiger Or prefer urban outfitted I don't think so Well I bet he liked gaultier But you'd never find him in it I bet he liked gaultier Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things And tonight Id like to talk to you about jesus christ Cos I wonder how wed deal if he just passed you by I bet hed be a star I bet my star wars figures he would be a movie star A quentin tarantino next-big-thing Prima donna then hed appear on oprah You know what I don't think so Could you imagine him hanging piccadilly circus Time square the walk of fame At christies he could easily become a regular Dyou know what I don't think so I bet my speeder bike hed turn his back on all of that Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction Some people have just got it You know like standing next to elvis presley Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million And you know what I'm talking about Well I'll bet he was cool Man I bet that cat was so d**n good looking