Sam And Delilah
Delilah was a floozy 
She never gave a damn 
Delilah wasn't choosy 
Till she fell for a swell buckaroo 
Whose name was Sam Delilah got in action 
Delilah did her "kootch" 
She gave him satisfaction 
And he fell 'neath her spell 
With the aid of love and "hootch" 
But one day, so they tell us 
His true wife, he did crave 
Delilah, she got jealous 
And she tracked him, and hacked him