[00:12.62]I took her out it was a Friday night [00:15.56]I wore cologne to get the feeling right [00:17.93]We started making out and she took off my pants [00:20.99]But then I turned on the TV [00:22.94] [00:24.06]And that's about the time that she walked away from me [00:26.93]Nobody likes you when you're 23 [00:29.55] [00:30.24]And are still more amused by TV shows [00:33.05]What the hell is ADD [00:34.17]My friends say I should act my age [00:36.91]What's my age again [00:38.10]What's my age again [00:38.78] [00:42.84]Then later on on the drive home [00:45.70]I called her mom from a pay phone [00:48.57]I said I was the cops [00:49.95]And your husband's in jail [00:51.63]This state looks down on sodomy [00:53.50] [00:54.44]And that's about the time that b**ch hung up on me [00:57.75]Nobody likes you when your 23 [01:00.05] [01:00.68]And are still more amused by prank phone calls [01:03.57]What the hell is call ID [01:05.19]My friends say I should act my age [01:07.07]What's my age again [01:08.44]What's my age again [01:09.80] [01:32.89]And that's about the time she walked away from me [01:35.82]Nobody likes you when your 23 [01:38.18] [01:38.93]And you still act like you're in Freshman year [01:42.15]What the hell is wrong with me [01:44.21]My friends say I should act my age [01:45.77]What's my age again [01:46.83]What's my age again [01:48.32]That's about the time that she hung up on me [01:50.20]No one should take themselves so seriously [01:52.26] [01:52.94]With many years ahead to fall in line [01:55.94]Why would you wish that on me [01:57.94]I never want to act my age [01:59.56]What's my age again [02:00.67]What's my age again What's my age again