[00:15.670]Let's take the boat out on the bay
[00:17.450]Forget your job for just one day
[00:20.940]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[00:24.890]It might be inappropriate because
[00:26.840]Either way our band get dropped oh yea
[00:30.790]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[00:34.440]But I'd play with fire to break the ice
[00:38.000]And I'd play with a nuclear device
[00:42.000]Is it something I'll regret?
[00:44.110]Why do I want what I can't get?
[00:45.690]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[00:59.330]The three-date theory is getting old
[01:01.250]Everyone is getting left out in the cold
[01:04.940]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[01:08.790]So I'll see you with another guy
[01:10.310]Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yea
[01:14.540]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[01:18.550]But I'd play with fire to break the ice
[01:22.390]And I'd play with a nuclear device
[01:25.820]Is it something I'll regret?
[01:27.780]Why do I want what I can't get?
[01:29.890]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[01:33.690]I'll be moving on
[01:35.780]Moving on
[01:37.690]Moving on and on and on
[01:41.510]Moving on
[01:43.610]Moving on
[01:45.590]Moving on and on and on
[02:02.210]But I'd play with fire to break the ice
[02:05.930]And I'd play with a nuclear device
[02:10.000]Is it something I'll regret?
[02:11.790]Why do I want what I can't get?
[02:13.920]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[02:17.330]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[02:21.310]I wish it didn't have to be so bad
[02:25.400]I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad~~)
[02:41.100]Tom: You guys want to hear from Satan again
[02:45.310]Satan: Well hello kids are you enjoying the show so far
[02:51.210]Chances are you're all going to get laid tonight
[02:56.370]I want to sleep with every single person here
[03:00.890]Starting with the retards... Starting...
[03:04.690]Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore
[03:06.390]I'm hanging up How%^@$%^
[03:09.340]Hey I just made...
[03:10.890]Tom: Wait what if we did something like this
[03:13.550]Hey Satan
[03:15.390]Satan: Yes Tom
[03:18.690]Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I was going to get laid tonight
[03:20.410]Satan: Well no you're not Tom
[03:22.310]Tom: Why not?
[03:23.330]Satan: Because your **** is small, dark and ugly
[03:26.120]Tom: Alright
[03:28.730]AM I FUNNY OR WHAT!!
[03:36.120]Mark: Hey uh I want to tell you how it's going to work for the rest of the show here
[03:40.790]We're going to say that this is our last song and we're going to play
[03:43.220]And then we're going to walk off stage but we're not even done yet
[03:45.310]We're going to come back and play two more songs even after that
[03:48.170]So uh that's how it works you know how it works
[03:51.010]You go and you see the band play they walk off stage
[03:54.550]They're all 'Thanks a lot good night'
[03:55.500]And you know those mother ******* are going to come back and play two more songs anyway so
[03:58.410]But you know what at least we're straight about it
[04:02.320]Tom: They call it an encore
[04:03.410]Mark: yea it's an encore
[04:04.870]Tom: Encore say it with us kids encore