[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua
[00:01.000] 作曲 : feewet
[00:03.576]Is...that enough off the top?
[00:05.733]I don't know. Is it?
[00:07.795]Yes, yes, god damn, yes. I think it's great.
[00:09.751]Good.
[00:11.373]This seems like a good time for a drink.
[00:13.229]and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.
[00:17.559]A speech about politics...
[00:20.707]About order...
[00:22.541]Brotherhood...
[00:23.964]...Power.
[00:25.742]But speeches are for campaigning.
[00:32.307]Now is the time for action.
[00:36.349]I’ll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
[00:37.941]Don’t ever call me your typical Morty
[00:39.495]I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
[00:41.244]Smartest of all – sick with my wording cause
[00:43.182]when I was born that prick had tried forming me
[00:44.958]into a genius. I wanted more to see
[00:46.582]There was no Jerry – no insecurity
[00:47.904]no Beth or Summer – family quarreling
[00:49.659]I excelled – Rick was ashamed
[00:51.387]and left for a Morty without any brains
[00:52.938]Cause he never heard me say
[00:54.618]"ah geez, Rick please, just stay"
[00:57.826]So I created my own
[00:59.377]And placed him under control
[01:01.162]My right eye up on the goal
[01:02.956]Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get
[01:05.944]their Mortys torture them from night to morning
[01:08.328]to disguise my fort on Hideout planet
[01:10.631]And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
[01:13.716]He prevented it – I’ll avenge again as president
[01:17.902]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[01:19.417]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:22.231]Never Rick and Morty
[01:24.455]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[01:25.961]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:29.328]It’s Evil Morty
[01:31.448]The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s death.
[01:36.825]But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive.
[01:42.624]A message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t:
[01:48.054]You’re outnumbered!
[01:49.807]Made my way to the Citadel to prepare
[01:51.552]To arrange that day when I sit up there
[01:53.219]Campaigned for a change to win it fair
[01:54.891]and persuade the state but I didn’t care
[01:56.669]Defamed by the fake news as a joke
[01:58.422]Juggling Rick don’t know I’ma go for their throats,
[02:00.269]when I’m pouring in votes
[02:01.138]the more I coax, then my manager getting cut short
[02:03.417]Tried assassinating my ass
[02:05.010]Cast him out to space with the trash
[02:06.651]Then the shadow council collapsed
[02:08.347]I eradicated this clash
[02:10.061]Now I lace – all my loose ends
[02:11.638]Cause the change is soon to begin
[02:13.305]No more slaves to Rick’s perception
[02:14.905]Liberate the Mortys and win
[02:16.610]Show you what could happen if you call me Yellow Shirt
[02:18.286]Quelling any TerroRick upset about their work
[02:19.922]Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt
[02:21.502]Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
[02:23.155]No more partners in curriculum
[02:25.124]Start from dirt, like in the slums
[02:26.844]of Mortytown, for Rickless thugs -
[02:28.374]like me, now see what I’ve become!
[02:30.718]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[02:32.383]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[02:35.261]Never Rick and Morty
[02:37.294]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[02:39.015]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[02:42.150]It’s Evil Morty