[00:00.000] 作词 : slim shady/小橙
[00:01.000] 作曲 : slim shady/小红
[00:03.218]May I have your attention please?请注意我这里好吗
[00:06.712]May I have your attention please?请注意我这里好吗
[00:09.465]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?真的阿姆请站起来
[00:12.460]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?重复一遍真的阿姆请站起来
[00:16.976]We're going to have a problem here我们遇到个麻烦
[00:18.463]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before年轻人的举止都像之前从未见过白人一样
[00:20.715]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door下巴都掉到地上了，像帕梅尔和汤米突然从门口闯了进来
[00:23.477]started whoopin her eyes worse than before更加恶劣地追逐在她的身后
[00:25.213]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)他们先是离婚了，一下把她甩到家具堆
[00:27.715]It's the return of the这是回答
[00:28.969]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"哦等等，他说的不会和我猜的一样吧，不会吧
[00:32.547]And Dr Dre said接下来Dr Dre说
[00:34.058]....Nothing you e diots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my base ment 当然不一样，小傻瓜！Dr Dre早就没了！被我锁在地下室了
[00:37.053]Feminist women love Eminem女权们喜欢我艾米纳姆
[00:38.805]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him谈论谈论谈论着阿姆，我讨厌他
[00:40.955]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what看看他 四处走动 抓着他的 你知道是什么
[00:43.465]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"吊儿郎当地走来，你知道是谁，是的，但是他挺可爱
[00:45.972]Yea I probably got a couple of sc rews up in my head loose耶 可能我脑袋里的一对拧紧的螺丝松了
[00:48.455]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms但是没有你父母卧室里发生的事情糟糕
[00:50.712]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,有时候我想要上电视并且在上面随心所欲
[00:52.973]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose但是不能，不过汤姆格林和驯鹿缠绵很酷
[00:55.455]my bumm is on your lips, my bumm is on your lips我的尻尾在你唇边，我的尻尾在你唇边
[00:57.465]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss如果我运气好，你可以亲它一小口
[00:59.716]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids那就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的信息
[01:01.970]and expect them not to know what a womens cli toris is.希望他们不要知道女人的构造是什么样子
[01:04.211]Of course they gonna know what inter course is当然他们总会知道一些事情
[01:06.455]by the time they hit 4th grade,等他们上四年级的时候就会知道
[01:07.465]they got the discovery channel don't they?他们看探索频道，不是吗
[01:09.470]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us canni balls我们只不过是哺乳动物，好吧，有的人是食族
[01:11.953]who cut other people open like canta loupes.像切甜瓜一样把一切切开
[01:14.265]But if we can hump dead animals and ante lopes但是如果我们可以和死掉的动物以及羚羊做些事
[01:16.007]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope那么就没有理由不准一个男人和另一个男人私奔
[01:18.760]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.但是如果你和我有一样的感受，我有个方法
[01:20.513]Women wave your panty hos, sing the chorus and it goes...女士们挥动你们的连袜裤，唱着副歌，就这样
[01:22.764]I'm Slim Shady我是阿姆
[01:24.020]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[01:25.018]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[01:27.493]So won't the real Slim Shady...所以真正的阿姆
[01:28.511]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立
[01:32.019]becuase I'm Slim Shady因为我是阿姆
[01:33.261]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[01:34.269]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[01:36.755]So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
[01:38.000]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立
[01:41.260]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records威尔史密斯在饶舌歌里骂人，唱片才能卖出去
[01:43.511]Well I do, so huck him and huck you too.所以我咒骂他也咒骂你们
[01:46.008]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?你认为我重视格莱美
[01:47.762]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.你们这些乐评人有一半都受不了我，更别说支持我了
[01:50.512]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"但是阿姆，如果你得了奖，难道不会很不可思议吗
[01:52.754]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?为什么？你们这些家伙正好可以把我骗到这里
[01:54.751]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.所以你们可以将我安排在小甜甜布兰妮旁边吗
[01:56.994]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs废话，克里斯蒂娜阿奎莱拉和我换位置更好
[01:59.264]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst这样我就可以坐在和卡森戴利和佛瑞德达斯特旁边
[02:01.998]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.听他们争论她先将心交给谁
[02:04.017]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV小可爱，在MTV上惹了我
[02:06.267]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"是的，他很可爱，但是我想他已经和金结婚了，呵呵
[02:08.513]I should download her audio on mp3我应该把她的歌下载到MP3
[02:11.017]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)然后向全世界展示你如何让阿姆染上隐疾（尖叫）
[02:13.511]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me我厌恶你们这些小女孩和男孩的团体，你们做的所有的事就是骚扰我
[02:16.253]So I've been sent here to destroy you所以我被派到这来消灭你们
[02:18.261]And theres a million of us just like me这里还有百万人像我一样
[02:20.015]Who cuss like me像我一样地咒骂
[02:20.768]Who just don't give a huck like me像我一样地不在乎
[02:22.501]Who dress like me像我一样的穿衣
[02:23.521]Walk, talk and act like me像我一样走路说话以及行动
[02:24.761]It just might be the next best thing这可能是下一个最好的事
[02:26.760]But not quite me但不是完全的我
[02:27.259]I'm Slim Shady我是阿姆
[02:28.513]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[02:29.511]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[02:31.752]So won't the real Slim Shady...所以真正的阿姆
[02:33.010]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立
[02:36.379]becuase I'm Slim Shady因为我是痞子阿姆
[02:37.634]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[02:38.879]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[02:40.883]So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
[02:42.149]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立
[02:45.645]So will the real Shady, please stand up那么真正的阿姆请站起来
[02:48.130]and put one of those fingures on each hand up然后双手高举中指
[02:49.894]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control并且变得自豪，放弃思考，丧失理智
[02:52.632]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?再一次大声的尽你所能，怎么唱
[02:55.124]Cuz I'm Slim Shady因为我是阿姆
[02:55.897]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[02:56.895]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[02:59.558]So won't the real Slim Shady...所以真正的阿姆
[03:00.800]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立
[03:04.305]becuase I'm Slim Shady因为我是阿姆
[03:05.293]Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
[03:06.496]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你们其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
[03:08.766]So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
[03:09.778]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up请起立，请起立，请起立