[00:27.39]Eye contact
[00:30.03]Must we make eye contact?
[00:34.28]Must we always react
[00:39.04]Through frowns and smiles?
[00:44.14]Let's make a pact
[00:47.70]When we must interact
[00:51.90]Facing front would distract
[00:57.90]From our profiles
[01:02.51]Lovely profiles
[01:07.59]Eye contact
[01:10.18]How I hate eye contact!
[01:14.48]Having to stare
[01:16.51]Exactly, in fact, where?
[01:24.52]Pretend to care
[01:27.90]Where you happen to stare
[01:32.15]Break contact if you dare
[01:37.93]Haha, I win
[01:42.33]Haha, I win
[01:47.40]Eye contact
[01:50.00]For the autodidact
[01:54.63]Ever and always smacked
[01:59.10]Of smarmy charm
[02:05.29]Call me barmy
[02:08.33]Must we all be warm?
[02:12.29]Must all warmth take the form
[02:17.85]Of eye contact?
[02:22.26]Contact, my eye!