[00:21.04]You won't pluck a robot
[00:23.30]Making diddly-squat
[00:25.01]This is why I am not a teenager
[00:29.38]They all talk down to you
[00:31.39]Like they know what to do
[00:33.26]Are they trying to screw up your life?
[00:37.76]Since they already blew their own
[00:46.36]But when I grow up
[00:48.65]I'm going to run
[00:50.48]My own planetarium
[00:54.89]I'll make the shows
[00:56.58]All on my own
[00:58.77]The world will flock to see 'em
[01:06.77]All that money they got
[01:08.95]They don't give you a shot
[01:10.61]This is why I am not a teenager
[01:14.65]When you never get paid
[01:16.63]And you never get laid
[01:18.89]And you're full of these stupid hormones
[01:23.10]And just then they come out with AIDS
[01:32.36]But when I grow up
[01:34.18]I'm going to be
[01:36.10]An underground film maker
[01:40.31]I'll have my own
[01:42.29]Backlot somewhere
[01:44.48]On my own half an acre
[01:52.10]So they piss on your dreams
[01:54.09]Then they muzzle your screams
[01:56.13]This is why I am not a teenager
[02:00.28]Making ice cream on drugs
[02:02.41]Shoveling horse products
[02:04.39]Washing dishes and making popcorn
[02:08.82]Toilets, oh the indignity!
[02:18.44]Piss on your dreams
[02:20.24]Muzzle your screams
[02:22.24]Why I am not a teenager
[02:26.26]Piss on your dreams
[02:28.38]Muzzle your screams
[02:38.69]Piss on your dreams
[02:40.88]Muzzle your screams
[02:43.05]Why I am not a teenager
[02:47.01]Piss on your dreams
[02:49.31]Muzzle your screams