[00:24.58]Surfin'
[00:27.14]I don't wanna go surfing
[00:30.75]Why would surfing be fun?
[00:36.44]Surfin'
[00:38.55]What's the purpose of surfing?
[00:42.57]I believe there is none
[01:07.75]Surfin'
[01:10.01]Boring people go surfing
[01:13.97]In those horrible shorts
[01:19.65]Surfin'
[01:21.73]How moronic is surfing?
[01:25.49]It's the dumbest of sports
[01:50.99]Surfin'
[01:53.16]Crowds are ruining surfing
[01:57.08]Which is pointless and dull
[02:02.81]Surfin'
[02:04.84]Was transgressive and cool, but
[02:08.55]Now the oceans are full