[00:10.05]Everybody's somebody's fetish
[00:14.90]Whether grand dame or cutely coquettish
[00:20.04]Mainly like Mame or "No, No, Nanette"-ish
[00:24.81]Everybody's somebody's fetish
[00:32.62]Every persuasion has its adherents
[00:37.29]Whether you pitch or run interference
[00:42.08]If your forte is brains or appearance
[00:46.96]Every persuasion has its adherents
[00:54.93]Nothing's too strange for somebody's palate
[00:59.86]Some spank the maid and some wank the valet
[01:04.70]Some want to be struck down with a mallet
[01:09.70]Nothing's too strange for somebody's palate
[01:17.34]Everything is someone's perversion
[01:22.04]One finger in or total submersion
[01:26.82]Some need control and some want coercion
[01:31.93]Everybody's somebody's fetish
[01:39.15]And I, even I, with my wildebeest's face
[01:44.62]My eccentricities and my freedom from grace
[01:49.78]Even for me has Cupid found a place
[01:55.98]At last
[02:07.39]One man's poison is another man's meat
[02:11.79]Some go for inches and some go for feet
[02:16.86]Some want the music and some like the beat
[02:21.87]One man's poison is another man's meat
[02:29.41]Everyone tickles somebody's fancy
[02:34.29]From 23rd Street down to Delancey
[02:39.18]Whether by science or necromancy
[02:44.10]Nothing's so weird that nobody does it
[02:51.52]And I, who have wandered alone for so long
[02:56.77]On my little island just like King Kong
[03:02.81]Here at the end I have written a song
[03:08.33]For you