[00:00.31] [00:00.51]This was a triumph [00:04.21]I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS" [00:09.20]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction [00:16.57]Aperture Science [00:20.29]We do what we must because we can [00:25.62]For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead [00:30.92] [00:31.19]But there's no sense crying over every mistake [00:35.07]You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake [00:39.14]And the Science gets done [00:41.17]And you make a neat gun [00:43.10]For the people who are still alive [00:47.71] [00:52.41]I'm not even angry [00:56.58]I'm being so sincere right now [01:01.61]Even though you broke my heart [01:05.12]And killed me and tore me to pieces [01:12.32]And threw every piece into a fire [01:17.62]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you [01:22.76] [01:22.90]Now these points of data make a beautiful line [01:27.06]And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time [01:31.11]So I'm GLaD I got burned [01:33.25]Think of all the things we learned [01:35.07]For the people who are still alive [01:39.80] [01:44.61]Go ahead and leave me [01:48.29]I think I prefer to stay inside [01:53.59]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you [02:00.58]Maybe Black Mesa [02:04.64]That was a joke, haha, fat chance [02:09.56]Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist [02:14.96] [02:14.97]Look at me still talking when there's Science to do [02:19.02]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you [02:23.00]I've experiments to run [02:25.10]There is research to be done [02:27.08]On the people who are still alive [02:30.75] [02:31.20]And believe me I am still alive [02:34.92]I'm doing science and I'm still alive [02:38.97]I feel fantastic and I'm still alive [02:42.87]While you're dying I'll be still alive [02:46.74]And when you're dead I will be still alive [02:50.80]Still alive, still alive [02:55.73]