[00:00.00]Two For The Price Of One [00:08.30] [00:14.43]He had what you might call a trivial occupation [00:18.39]He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station [00:22.70]With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife [00:27.69]He read the matrimonial advertising pages [00:32.65]The cries for help from different people, different ages [00:36.86]But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day, [00:41.62]When something special he read, this is what it said [00:49.42]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get [00:56.40]Two for the price of one [00:58.55]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get [01:04.68]Two for the price of one [01:07.02]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get [01:12.96]Two for the price of one [01:15.25]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get [01:21.57]Two for the price of one [01:26.33] [01:37.01]He called the number and a voice said "Alice Whiting" [01:40.60]The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting [01:44.99]He was amazed at his luck, the purest streak of gold he'd struck [01:50.11]He said, I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling [01:54.66]I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling [01:58.89]Why don't we meet for a chat, the three of us in my flat [02:03.72]I can't forget what I read [02:07.27]This is what it said [02:11.31] [02:12.13]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get [02:18.41]Two for the price of one [02:20.83]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get [02:26.96]Two for the price of one [02:29.18]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get [02:35.43]Two for the price of one [02:37.60]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get [02:43.99]Two for the price of one [02:46.82]She said 'I'm sure we must be perfect for each other, [02:50.41]And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother...' [03:12.86]