[00:20.95]I left school and hit the high street
[00:24.61]Had my youth in six weeks flat
[00:28.22]Topshop, doves and Glastonbury
[00:32.01]Learned to be a secretary
[00:37.74]If I can't have it, nobody can
[00:41.30]You follow the instructions
[00:42.98]It's all part of the plan
[00:44.82]When you start as you mean to go on
[00:52.36]Let's get married, let's have children
[00:56.14]Split up when we're twenty two
[01:00.06]Cut our losses, screw our bosses
[01:03.89]Get out while we're still young
[01:09.52]If I can't have it, nobody can
[01:13.04]You follow the instructions
[01:14.71]It's all part of the plan
[01:16.46]When you start as you mean to go on
[01:41.11]Paradise often falls apart
[01:48.89]Home improvements for amusement
[01:52.36]Smash this place to smithereens
[01:56.25]Don't forget to pay the premiums
[01:59.97]Go abroad and leave the gas on
[02:05.62]If I can't have it, nobody can
[02:08.89]You follow the instructions
[02:10.71]It's all part of the plan
[02:12.36]When you start as you mean to go on
[02:19.94]When you start as you mean to go on