[00:08.270]A fine romance with no kisses
[00:12.600]A fine romance my friend this is
[00:17.920]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:23.180]But youre as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes
[00:28.980]A fine romance you wont nestle
[00:34.910]A fine romance you wont wrestle
[00:40.280]I might as well play bridge
[00:42.270]With my old maid aunt
[00:44.80]I havent got a chance
[00:46.720]This is a fine romance
[00:53.740]A fine romance my good fellow
[00:55.380]You take romance Ill take jello
[01:00.560]Youre calmer than the seals
[01:17.30]In the arctic ocean
[01:18.650]At least they flap their fins
[01:53.360]To express emotion
[01:56.430]A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:02.920]With no insults and all morals
[02:08.40]Ive never mussed the crease
[02:10.780]In your blue serge pants
[02:12.340]I never get the chance
[02:14.780]This is a fine romance