[00:00.000] 作词 : Howard Ashman
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alan Menken
[00:15:80]I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
[00:18:45]They weren't kidding when they called me kind of strange
[00:21:00]But you'll find that nowadays
[00:23:00]I've mended all my ways
[00:24:10]Repented, seen the light and made a change
[00:26:35]And I fortunately know a little secret
[00:29:00]It's a talent that I always have possessed
[00:32:00]And dear lady, please don't laugh
[00:33:00]I use it on behalf
[00:32:80]Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
[00:37:00]Pathetic
[00:37:79]Poor unfortunate souls
[00:40:00]In pain
[00:41:00]In need
[00:42:80]This one longing to be thinner
[00:44:00]That one wants to get the girl
[00:45:00]And do I help them?
[00:46:80]Yes, indeed
[00:48:00]Those poor unfortunate souls
[00:50:15]So sad
[00:51:79]So true
[00:53:23]They come fxxking to me
[00:54:00]Crying, "will you help us, Ursula please!"
[00:56:26]Did I help them?
[00:57:52]Yes, I do
[01:09:79]The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
[01:12:00]They think a girl who gossips is a bore
[01:14:79]Yes, on land it's much preferred
[01:16:00]For ladies not to say a word
[01:17:20]And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
[01:20:00]they're not all that impressed with conversation
[01:23:00]True gentlemen avoid it when they can
[01:25:67]But they dote and swoon and fawn
[01:27:00]On a lady who's withdrawn
[01:28:54]It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
[01:31:00]poor unfortunate souls
[01:33:00]Go ahead!
[01:34:68]Make your choice!
[01:36:00]I'm a very busy pussy
[01:37:54]And I haven't got all day
[01:38:79]It won't cost much:
[01:40:00]Just your voice!
[01:41:23]You little poor unfortunate souls!
[01:44:00]so sad,
[01:45:12]so true!
[01:46:58]If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
[01:48:24]You've got to pay the toll
[01:49:57]Take a gulp and take a breath
[01:50:53]And go ahead and sign the scroll!
[01:52:00](Nickkie, Kevin, now I've got her, boys)
[01:53:79]The boss is on a roll
[01:56:00]You poor unfortunate souls!
[01:58:79]in pain
[02:00:00]in need
[02:01:00]This one longing to be thinner
[02:02:79]That one wants to get the girl
[02:04:00]And do I help them?
[02:05:15]Yes indeed!
[02:07:00]Those poor unfortunate souls
[02:09:00]So sad
[02:10:64]So true
[02:12:00]They come fxxking to me
[02:13:00]Crying, "will you help us , Ursula please!"
[02:14:65]And I help them?
[02:15:79]Yes, I do!
[02:17:00]Those poor unfortunate souls!