[00:11.53]Well  it took me a woman late last night
[00:13.85]I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
[00:16.98]
[00:19.17]'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
[00:21.37]She took off her wig  said  how do I look
[00:24.00]
[00:24.87]I's high flyin'  bare naked out the window
[00:32.03]
[00:35.58]Well  sometimes I might get drunk
[00:38.03]Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
[00:40.84]Don't hurt me none  don't hurt my pride
[00:42.88]'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
[00:45.56]
[00:46.44]She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
[00:50.44]
[00:58.03]I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
[01:00.65]When a can a black paint it fell on my head
[01:03.71]
[01:05.09]I went down to scrub and rub
[01:07.03]But I had to sit in back off the tub
[01:09.84]
[01:10.47]Cost a quarter  half price
[01:16.08]
[01:18.83]Well  my telephone rang it would not stop
[01:21.02]It's President Kennedy callin' me up
[01:23.65]
[01:25.08]He said "My friend  Bob  what do we need
[01:27.02]To make the country grow "
[01:28.09]I said "My friend  John  Brigitte Bardot
[01:30.34]Anita Ekberg
[01:34.46]Sophia Loren  country will grow"
[01:38.48]
[01:46.99]Well  I got a woman five feet short
[01:49.74]She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
[01:53.18]
[01:53.74]She tickles my nose pats me on my head
[01:56.30]Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
[01:59.55]She's a man eater  meat grinder  bad looser
[02:06.61]
[02:12.31]Oh  there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
[02:15.11]I got a woman who works herself blind
[02:17.43]Works up to her britches up to her neck
[02:19.68]Writes me letters and sends me checks
[02:22.06]She's a humdinger folk singer
[02:27.32]
[02:36.76]Late one day in the middle of the week
[02:39.33]Eyes were closed I was half asleep
[02:41.83]I chased me a woman up the hill
[02:44.27]Right in the middle of an air drill
[02:47.37]I jumped a fallout shelter
[02:48.55]
[02:49.81]I jumped the string bean
[02:52.12]I jumped the TV dinner  I jumped the shot gun
[02:56.37]
[03:01.63]Now  the man on the stand he wants my vote
[03:03.94]He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
[03:06.44]He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple
[03:08.89]Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
[03:11.76]
[03:12.38]He's eatin' bagels  he's eatin' pizza
[03:17.08]He's eatin' chitins
[03:18.63]
[03:27.01]Oh  set me down on a television floor
[03:29.83]I'll flip the channel to number four
[03:32.33]Out of the shower comes a football man
[03:34.40]With a bottle of oil in his hand  greasy kid stuff
[03:39.54]
[03:42.35]What I wanna know  Mr Football Man is
[03:44.48]What do you do about Willy Mays
[03:47.29]
[03:48.60]Martin Luther King  Olatunji  oh
[04:01.05]Well  the funniest woman I ever seen
[04:03.50]Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean
[04:06.31]
[04:07.06]She takes about fifteen baths a day
[04:09.32]Wants me to grow a mustache on my face  she's insane
[04:13.07]
[04:21.00]Well  ask me why I'm drunk all the time
[04:23.75]It levels my head and eases my mind
[04:27.56]
[04:28.19]I just walk along and stroll and sing
[04:30.76]I see better days and I do better things
[04:34.15]I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
[04:38.79]Catch hell from Richard Burton