Ballad Of A Thin Man You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked You say "Who is that man " You try so hard But you don't understand What you'll say When you get home Cause something is happening here You don't know what it is Do you Mister Jones? You raise up your head Saying "Is this where it is " And somebody points to you and says "It's his" And you says "What's mine " And somebody else says "Where what is " And you say "Oh my God Am I here all alone " But something is happening here And you don't know what it is Do you Mister Jones? You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who walks up to you When he hears you speak And says "How does it feel To be such a freak " And you say "Impossible" As he hands you a bone And something is happening But you don't know what it is Do you Mister Jones? You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks To get you facts When someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you To all give you a check To tax-deductible charity organization You've been with the professors And they've all liked your looks With great lawyers you Discussed lepers and crooks You've been through all of F Scott Fitzgerald's books You're very well read It's well known But still is happening here And you don't know what it is Do you Mister Jones? Well you walk into the room Like a camel and then you frown Put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground There ought to be a law Against you comin'around You should be made To wear a telephone Oh something is happening But you don't know what it is Do you Mister Jones?