Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues
作词 : Bob Dylan
作曲 : Bob Dylan
I saw it advertised one day,
 That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way.
 "Come along 'n' take a trip,
 We'll bring you up there on a ship.
 Bring the wife and family
 Bring the whole kids."
 Yippee
 
 Well, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket,
 To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic.
 But little did I realize
 I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise.
 Had nothin' to do with a picnic.
 Didn't come close to a mountain.
 And I hate bears.
 
 Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
 There were six thousand people there.
 Everybody had ticket for the trip.
 "Oh well." I said, "it's a pretty big ship.
 Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier."
 
 Well, we all got on 'n' what d'ya think,
 That big old boat started t' sink
 More people kept a-pilin' on,
 That old ship was a-goin' down.
 Funny way t' start a picnic.
 
 Well, I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
 So many people I never saw in m' life.
 That old ship sinkin' down in the water,
 There were six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other,
 Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
 Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'(?),
 Cops a-comin', me runnin'.
 Maybe we just better call off the picnic.
 
 I got shoved down, got pushed around,
 All I remember was a moanin' sound.
 Don't remember one thing more,
 All I remember's wakin' up on the shore,
 M' arms n' legs are broken, my feet were splintered, my head was cracked, couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel, Couldn't see, 
 Didn't know where I was
 I was bald, 
 Quite lucky to be alive, though
 
 Well, feelin' like I just climbed outa m' casket,
 I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket.
 Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
 Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'.
 
 Now, I don't care just a-what you do,
 If you wanta have a picnic, that's up t' you.
 But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
 'Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit.
 Stay in m' kitchen, have a picnic in the bathroom.
 
 Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
 What some people are gonna do f'r money.
 There's a bran' new gimmick every day
 Just t' take somebody's money away.
 I think we oughta take some o' these people,
 And put 'em on a boat, 
 Send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic.