[00:14.990]You walk into the room
[00:17.800]With your pencil in your hand
[00:21.430]You see somebody naked
[00:24.120]And you say, "Who is that man ?"
[00:27.990]You try so hard
[00:29.740]But you don't understand
[00:33.990]Just what you'll say
[00:36.430]When you get home.
[00:40.500]Because something is happening here
[00:43.120]But you don't know what it is
[00:47.490]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[00:57.430]You raise up your head
[01:01.310]And you ask, "Is this where it is ?"
[01:04.60]And somebody points to you and says
[01:08.120]"It's his"
[01:10.560]And you says, "What's mine ?"
[01:12.870]And somebody else says, "Where what is ?"
[01:15.120]And you say, "Oh my God
[01:18.880]Am I here all alone ?"
[01:23.560]But something is happening here
[01:27.130]But you don't know what it is
[01:30.500]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[01:40.380]You hand in your ticket
[01:43.500]And you go watch the geek
[01:47.200]Who immediately walks up to you
[01:50.130]When he hears you speak
[01:53.500]And says, "How does it feel
[01:56.250]To be such a freak ?"
[01:59.440]And you say, "Impossible"
[02:01.320]As he hands you a bone.
[02:06.10]And something is happening here
[02:08.880]But you don't know what it is
[02:13.260]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[02:23.190]You have many contacts
[02:26.320]Among the lumberjacks
[02:29.570]To get you facts
[02:33.10]When someone attacks your imagination
[02:36.10]But nobody has any respect
[02:39.260]Anyway they already expect you
[02:41.510]To all give a check
[02:44.630]To tax-deductible charity organizations.
[02:55.140]You've been with the professors
[02:57.320]And they've all liked your looks
[03:01.580]With great lawyers you have
[03:05.320]Discussed lepers and crooks
[03:06.640]You've been through all of
[03:15.890]F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
[03:17.700]You're very well read
[03:18.260]It's well known.
[03:21.79]But something is happening here
[03:23.79]And you don't know what it is
[03:27.450]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[03:36.710]Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
[03:40.450]And then he kneels
[03:43.520]He crosses himself
[03:45.140]And then he clicks his high heels
[03:49.640]And without further notice
[03:51.579]He asks you how it feels
[03:55.200]And he says, "Here is your throat back
[03:58.210]Thanks for the loan".
[04:03.330]And you know something is happening
[04:05.460]But you don't know what it is
[04:09.330]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[04:18.459]Now you see this one-eyed midget
[04:22.270]Shouting the word "NOW"
[04:25.520]And you say, "For what reason ?"
[04:29.330]And he says, "How ?"
[04:32.830]And you say, "What does this mean ?"
[04:34.330]And he screams back, "You're a cow
[04:38.770]Give me some milk
[04:40.270]Or else go home".
[04:48.840]And you know something is happening
[04:50.30]But you don't know what it is
[04:51.460]Do you, Mister Jones ?
[05:00.30]Well, you walk into the room
[05:02.960]Like a camel and then you frown
[05:07.590]You put your eyes in your pocket
[05:09.900]And your nose on the ground
[05:14.210]There ought to be a law
[05:16.650]Against you comin' around
[05:20.90]You should be made
[05:21.840]To wear earphones.
[05:27.280]Does something is happening
[05:29.780]And you don't know what it is
[05:33.780]Do you, Mister Jones ?