[00:00.780]【四分钟带你走完九九八十一难】
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[00:08.190]下界何声响
[00:10.020]山峰化出个美猴王
[00:12.190]拜见祖师
[00:14.170]此后多行善事
[00:16.240]找东海老龙王
[00:17.810]哦 求取如意金箍棒
[00:20.440]要大就大 要小就小
[00:24.240]上仙息怒
[00:26.370]拿来查看生死簿
[00:28.550]上天做官
[00:30.120]弼马温愿意招安
[00:32.390]妖猴翻下天庭
[00:34.370]就做个齐天大圣
[00:36.340]小小妖猴
[00:38.360]能成多大气候
[00:40.340]掌管蟠桃园
[00:41.900]大胆妖猴盗吃仙丹
[00:44.230]屡犯天规
[00:46.310]扰乱蟠桃盛会
[00:48.280]剿灭妖猴斩
[00:50.150]三昧真火扇扇
[00:52.110]佛祖在此
[00:54.090]猢狲休得放肆
[00:56.110]那如来编着法骗了我
[00:58.440]把我压在山下五百年了
[01:00.550]菩萨大慈大悲
[01:01.970]您救俺老孙出来吧
[01:04.200]弟子愿效犬马之劳
[01:06.180]去往西天求取真经
[01:08.140]宁爱本乡一拈土
[01:10.160]莫恋他国万两金
[01:11.720]师傅快救我出来
[01:14.150]嗨受俺老孙一拜
[01:16.080]白马鹰愁涧
[01:17.700]管教他此咒默念
[01:20.070]袈裟惹出事来
[01:21.950]守山大神黑熊怪
[01:24.180]我叫猪刚鬣
[01:25.490]我再送你一个别名八戒
[01:27.920]黄风大王
[01:29.740]沙悟净卷帘大将
[01:31.870]你我设一迷局
[01:33.390]出家怎肯做人家女婿
[01:35.860]唐三藏路过
[01:37.370]诶没想到偷吃人参果
[01:39.800]医活宝树好好好
[01:41.460]我就和你八拜为交
[01:44.050]大师兄 二师兄 师傅被妖怪给捉去了
[01:47.790]二师兄 大师兄 师傅在那打秋千呢
[01:51.790]师傅 二师兄 大师兄会救咱们的
[01:55.730]二师兄 师糊糊 大师兄说得对
[01:59.670]你连伤三命
[02:01.240]住嘴 花言巧语白骨精
[02:03.670]心随取经僧
[02:05.040]待俺老孙抓黄袍妖精
[02:07.570]我叫你一声蛤
[02:09.660]你敢你敢答应吗
[02:11.630]乌鸡国王我搬
[02:13.610]送你一粒九转还魂丹
[02:15.690]师傅师傅救救我吧
[02:17.610]你是猴子请来的救兵吗
[02:19.630]黑水河修身养性
[02:21.100]愿陪圣僧求取真经
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[02:25.400]灵感大王可不是白痴
[02:27.320]独角大王金刚镯
[02:29.390]天赐哥哥西梁女国
[02:31.160]恨铁不成肛
[02:32.780]俺老孙才是真正的美猴王
[02:35.260]嫂嫂借我宝扇
[02:36.520]九头虫偷塔碧波潭
[02:38.540]黄眉小西天
[02:40.920]哎活菩萨在你们面前
[02:43.100]我是朱紫国王请来的外公
[02:45.870]接金圣娘娘回宫
[02:47.480]盘丝洞香带
[02:48.750]百眼魔君多目怪
[02:50.420]来了个唐和尚
[02:52.300]捉到了人人有赏
[02:55.320]金翅大鹏雕
[02:56.790]猴头不要放刁
[02:58.610]额诸位神僧啊 你们说的话
[03:03.330]寡人怎么听不懂啊
[03:05.400]陛下 要是想知道详情
[03:07.880]待贫僧与你说来
[03:11.370]比丘小儿心
[03:12.790]就是没有你要的黑心
[03:15.770]夜深人静
[03:17.340]小长老还念的什么经
[03:19.560]西去玉华洲
[03:21.340]哼都被剃了光头
[03:23.570]王儿拜师学艺
[03:25.490]你却夺他的兵器
[03:27.160]凤仙郡求雨
[03:29.340]披香殿不懂规矩
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[03:32.630]妖怪避尘避暑避寒
[03:35.410]玉兔前生有缘
[03:36.930]哦千里姻缘一线牵
[03:39.450]打死寇员外
[03:40.910]这事圣僧不要见怪
[03:43.290]已成正果
[03:45.400]封你为旃檀功德佛
[03:47.480]降妖有功
[03:48.890]斗战胜佛有始有终
[03:51.270]净坛使者金身罗汉八部天龙
[03:55.260]九九归真
[03:57.040]八十一难已满
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