[00:09.326] I pulled out for San Anton',
[00:12.415] I never felt so good.
[00:15.787] My woman said she'd meet me there
[00:18.511] And of course, I knew she would.
[00:22.675] The coachman, he hit me for my hook
[00:25.336] And he asked me my name.
[00:29.095] I give it to him right away,
[00:31.756] Then I hung my head in shame.
[00:35.473] Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
[00:38.785] Lookin' for my lo and behold,
[00:42.179] Get me outa here, my dear man!
[00:48.599] I come into Pittsburgh
[00:52.277] At six-thirty flat.
[00:55.183] I found myself a vacant seat
[00:57.864] An' I put down my hat.
[01:01.664] "What's the matter, Molly, dear,
[01:04.974] What's the matter with your mound?"
[01:08.103] "What's it to ya, Moby ****?
[01:11.051] This is chicken town!"
[01:14.300] Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
[01:17.531] Lookin' for my lo and behold,
[01:21.025] Get me outa here, my dear man!
[01:27.303] I bought myself
[01:29.637] A herd of moose,
[01:31.018] One she could call her own.
[01:34.411] Well, she came out the very next day
[01:37.480] To see where they had flown.
[01:40.506] I'm goin' down to Tennessee,
[01:43.087] Get me a truck 'r somethin'.
[01:46.947] Gonna save my money and rip it up!
[01:53.632] Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
[01:56.577] Lookin' for my lo and behold,
[01:59.910] Get me outa here, my dear man!
[02:06.290] Now, I come in on a ferris wheel
[02:09.134] An' boys, I sure was slick.
[02:13.157] I come in like a ton of bricks,
[02:16.022] Laid a few tricks on 'em.
[02:19.660] Goin' back to Pittsburgh,
[02:22.991] Count up to thirty,
[02:26.262] Round that horn and ride that herd,
[02:29.451] Gonna thread up!
[02:32.397] Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
[02:35.566] Lookin' for my lo and behold,
[02:38.918] Get me outa here, my dear man!